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11.06.2025 11:50
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
Mets place Mark Vientos on 10-day IL, option Max Kranick in flurry of roster moves - SNY
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Dejected Joshua Kimmich reacts to Germany’s Nations League defeat - Bavarian Football Works
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Measles confirmed in Colorado Springs, public asked to watch for symptoms - KKTV
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What is the story of how you met your spouse?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Marco Rubio sanctions ICC for targeting US and Israel - BBC
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
5 Things to Know Before the Stock Market Opens - Investopedia
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
Why do I want to suck cock, after smoking methamphetamine?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
No go.
ESA’s new asteroid hunter opens its eye to the sky - European Space Agency
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
Mars’ Mysterious Dark Streaks Are NOT Caused by Water! Here’s the Real Story - The Daily Galaxy
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...