What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Bible.. Hm.?

But this is not

I like God is love and lives within you.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your going to be alright just relax

Lose lips shimk ships.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Deuteronomy 17

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Innocent before proven guilty

You shall not bear false witness.

Maybe leave out

I don't like religions.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?